Only two days until the Wines of the Wild West!
Here are some clever little bits to drop into the conversation at the tasting on Wednesday so that you can sound like a real Cow-person. Use them at any opportune moment.
Don’t squat with your spurs on.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from
the rear, or a fool from any direction.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain
dance.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat.
It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s sure crucial to know what it
was.
A gun and three of a kind always beats three of a
kind.
There’s many theories about arguin’ with a woman. None of them Work.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works
in town.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew. Your
mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Q: Do you
like the wine?
A: Does a
duck with one leg swim in a circle?
PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR WINE GLASSES.
The cost for members is $25 and the cost for guests is $30.
Don’t forget to visit the website for directions, useful tips, and recipes.
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